My 5 good reasons not to watch Game of Thrones

Published on 05/07/2024 04:10

Given the cathodic tsunami that caused the series, it is quite realistic to think that the title of this article should not meet the audience success that any web reporter secretly dreams of. Nevertheless, to reinforce or just reassure those who like me h

"Individuality thwarted in a mass society"
As a preamble, I would like to point out that I am not a member of this category of people who delight in the gap with their entourage. A posture, a bit easy, that forces them to hate what the majority of their loved ones are thrilled, while they will be enthusiastic about a minor event, and passed until then unnoticed, without anyone really understanding them ... No , this is not at all, my reasons are "no longer" legitimate, they are the culmination of a long reflection, shared between this obvious pleasure which I deprive myself and the observation that this series made crazy half of my colleagues ...

5 good or bad reasons not to watch Game of Thrones ... it's up to you to judge!

1 / No I will not deceive Travis Fimmel (Viking) with Jon Snow

Because I too have the erotic potential of men who wear animal skins ... but I spend all my nights in the arms of Ragnar Lothbrok, Scandinavian warrior, a bloody hair ... A blonde version of Jon Snow, played by Travis Fimmel (Australian actor and former muse Calvin Klein), who really wins to be known ...

Travis Fimmel in Vikings. © MGM Television

2 / I do not screw up my couple life

Because all these past evenings - slumped in the sofa in front of our screen to consume addictive series, are not very glamorous for the couple. And passed this new complicity, fueled by: "Did you fall asleep before me?" Or "do not forget that tonight one is Monday it's ... TV tray!", The routine, see the lack of initiatives - whatever they are - in two without your new friends the dwarf Tyrion or the young Arya Stark, can jeopardize your couple, if, if ...

3 / I'm snobby

Because I'm so shifted that I have no choice but to be snobbish not to pass for a cheesy ... The phenomenon "Game of Thrones" goes beyond the strict framework of the series, and goes as far as s 'immiscate in the latest trend hairstyle, with his style hippies warrior ... It's too much! I decree "has been" under pain of prohibition in the office, the wearing of double medieval braid ... even if you are the only one to convince you.

Because the atmosphere of paranoia in the MC group borders on hysteria: spoil, a term that means a lot, and that makes one crazy ... seeing is dangerous for those who are exposed to some analyzes of the " episode of the day before aloud ... A formal ban on releasing info that does not stop them from talking about it all day, with rv "in low mass" given in the corridors by the colleagues most affected by the syndrome " I live in the series ". Some will recognize ...

5 / Alone in the world

Because the honesty that characterizes me leads me to admit that basically I know that I will end up watching this series ... But as usual I will be so late that I can not even share some sharp analyzes on the why of the dwarf who killed his brother-in-law. It is at this moment that I will feel alone ... and as I love complaining and hate feeling alone, I prefer to anticipate by calling this boycott!